katiedollthesillyhead:

antisocial-internet-addict:

katiedollthesillyhead:

gotta love knitting needles. i can make a scarf. i can make a hat. i can stab your eyes out. i can make mittens.

What was that middle part?

i can make a hat

(via teddy-roosevelt)

getsby:

"ur bra strap is showing" u say

children begin to scream

tears r streaming down my face

my parents disown me and sell me to a shady, moustached man for three goats

no one can ever kno i wear a bra

(via teddy-roosevelt)

"Don’t sugar coat it, don’t say “making love”. You make love in letters, and subtle glances across a room. You two are fucking. you are feeling each other for the sake of raw pleasure. You are fucking as in the verb, you both are sweating and panting because you can’t consume enough of each other. So fuck “making love” you are fucking, you are feeling. Eat her out and make her cum on your tongue, life isn’t about censored vulgarity."

— the difference between fucking and making love (via tinycannibal)

And it’s amazing.  (via assbodacious)

(Source: temporiam, via augustic)

brienneofthrace:

maisiewilliams:

rare exclusive photo of jaime and cersei lannister as teenagers

NOOOOOOOOO LMAO MY EYEEEsss

brienneofthrace:

maisiewilliams:

rare exclusive photo of jaime and cersei lannister as teenagers

NOOOOOOOOO LMAO MY EYEEEsss

(via teddy-roosevelt)

theroomofhiddenthings:

that’s it. that’s the show.

(Source: mihtrandir, via teddy-roosevelt)

soimlk:

lets fuck in an art gallery 

i mean you deserve to be pinned up against a wall 

you are a masterpiece 

(via augustic)

crystaltokyogorepolice:

teenagemutantnegroturtle:

ask-aphsiberia:

mr-pond-parties-in-the-impala:

cosbyykidd:

It’s worked for white people, I figured I might as well give it a shot.

GET THIS GUY TO DISNEY WORLD DAMN IT

I want you to go man!

if this was a white girl this would have had the notes 3 weeks ago

People are sending him racist messages telling him it’s not gonna happen and he doesn’t belong in Disney World over this post. So we’re gonna reblog it even more.

crystaltokyogorepolice:

teenagemutantnegroturtle:

ask-aphsiberia:

mr-pond-parties-in-the-impala:

cosbyykidd:

It’s worked for white people, I figured I might as well give it a shot.

GET THIS GUY TO DISNEY WORLD DAMN IT

I want you to go man!

if this was a white girl this would have had the notes 3 weeks ago

People are sending him racist messages telling him it’s not gonna happen and he doesn’t belong in Disney World over this post. So we’re gonna reblog it even more.

(via augustic)

a-hookah-smoking-caterpillar:

oyesiam1:

Mae Martin: «No it’s made of vegetables.»

source

omg

(via tsunderestormss)

"Don’t miss out on something that could be great just because it could also be difficult."

— Unknown (via thebr3akfasttclub)

(Source: psych-facts, via tsunderestormss)

(Source: alexander-lvst, via augustic)

emmyc:

"CHECK THIS SHIT OUT CHECK IT OUT IT’S LIKE CHRISTMAS LIGHTS FROM DA SEA YOU GOTTA TRY DIS"
"idk, mermaids. IDK"
"PUT IT IN UR HAIR. DRAPE IT ON A BOOB"

emmyc:

"CHECK THIS SHIT OUT CHECK IT OUT IT’S LIKE CHRISTMAS LIGHTS FROM DA SEA YOU GOTTA TRY DIS"

"idk, mermaids. IDK"

"PUT IT IN UR HAIR. DRAPE IT ON A BOOB"

(Source: cupakesgoboom, via brightslap)

nyannerz:

ive come here to receive a rub

(Source: youtube.com, via brightslap)

"

A co-worker closed the door to the staff room behind him.
It locked automatically
and I started planning what I could use as a weapon:
smash the glass beside the fridge into his eye.
pick up the fork next to me and sink it into his leg.
claw him across the face if I couldn’t get to anything in time.
As I calculated how hard it would be to shove his body weight off of me,
he finished making his lunch, said, “Sup,” and left,
the door automatically locking behind him.
I expect if I told him I was prepared to stab him with the corner of my staff ID if I had to,
he would say what I’ve heard too often, the one we all know
but are getting wearily suspicious of:
Not all men are like That.

When I was eleven, all the girls in my class got sent to self-defence
because they assumed we’d need it one day.
When I was twelve, there was a prostitute’s body dumped in the river next to my house
because someone thought she was disposable.
When I was thirteen, it happened again and this time the man went to jail
and people stood outside the courtroom and held up signs that he did the right thing.
When I was fourteen, my friend showed up to a sleepover late, chest heaving from sobbing
and from running four blocks after getting chased by a man that followed her off the bus.
When I was fifteen, my mother accused me of being a Man Hater
and I said, “No, but god, would you blame me if I was?”

I got catcalled and then got laughed at when I flipped them off.
they pulled up beside me and I clutched my bag tighter,
my hand going in for my keys and my mind going over how their noses would look
if I smashed them in with my elbow.
“What’s the big deal,” the guy at the steering wheel asked. “We’re just complimenting you. We’re not like That.”

Sorry, but I’m not going to trust you in case I end up on a poster labelled ‘MISSING.’
Even if you seem like the nicest guy, I’ll still have one hand holding my keys
as the only knife I’m allowed, because I don’t know how far you’re going to take it:
if you won’t back off when I tell you I don’t want to date you
if you’ll shout BITCH at me when I don’t respond well to your catcall
if you’ll expect my body as a reward for treating me like a human being
if you’ll try to take what you think you’re owed by being a man
if you’ll turn me into another statistic that people shudder away from.

I have been trained to assume that it’s a wolf in sheep’s clothing
or face the consequences.
I don’t know if you’ll nod when I reject you
or pump me full of bullets.

Every single woman I’ve talked to has a story where they haven’t felt safe in their own body
because of what a man said or did.

Not all men are like That, but god, it’s enough.

"

— 'Welcome to Girlhood: None Of Us Are Safe,' theappleppielifestyle. (via theappleppielifestyle)

(via tsunderestormss)

scienceofficermulder:

this would actually own
like im just imagining all the times ive heard shitty dudebros tell gross jokes and then the camera pans over and Socrates is laid out on their spare futon, pomegranate in hand, all “why do you think its so funny to suggest she should get back into the kitchen”

scienceofficermulder:

this would actually own

like im just imagining all the times ive heard shitty dudebros tell gross jokes and then the camera pans over and Socrates is laid out on their spare futon, pomegranate in hand, all “why do you think its so funny to suggest she should get back into the kitchen”

(Source: coffeecrankinthrumysys, via walklikeaghost)